Episode 2 of The Johnson Show Transcript.
Katie:Get back here you little freak!
Mom:Hey,Hey,Hey what's going on?
Katie:Mom this time Harold has really done it.
Cookie:I told you to call me Cookie,not Harold.
Mom:Katie,you chased your brother?
Mom:No Tv,to video games for the hole week.
Katie:Not even my frientendo bs?
Mom:Not even you little whatever.
(Cookie pretends to cry)
Mom:Aww poor baby.
Cookie:The mean girl hit me!
Mom:Lets go inside for some graham crackers and choclate milk.
Katie's Imagineary friend:So then he got you in trouble!?
Katie:Yup he wants to ruin the fun in everything we do.
(Later on Cookie puts kitty litter in Micheal's chicken soup.
Micheal:Finally after a long day of being Micheal nothing like a hot bowl of chicken soup.
Micheal:Oh oh! Hot!Hot!Hot!
Cookie:Oh sorry i was trying to make a little snack.
Micheal:Dad! Dad! Get in here!
Dad:What's up kid.
Micheal:Cookie went in my soup.
Cookie:I did no such thing.
Dad:Micheal this is your younger brother your suppose to be the good one...the role model the..
Micheal:Ok Ok i get it.
(Micheal replaces the shower water with spiders)
Dad:Taking a shower is the best time of day because the hole time i won't hear "Dad stop being a lazy bum and get your stinky butt into the shower!" anymore.
(Shower turns on)
Mom:Dave what's wrong?
Dad:I think one of the kids put spiders in the shower....and i think i know who it was.
Mom:Your lying i think everyone is getting Harold in trouble because i don't pay much attention to you.
Micheal:Ok we are all here because we need to get Cooks introuble.
(Katie waves her hand)
Katie:First of all don't ever say that again.Second Cookie will never get in trouble.Ever!
Micheal:Let me guess you want to throw him in a ditch....with scisors.
Katie:Dude,do i look like i'm kiddding?
Micheal:Spoke to soon.
Dad:As Cook's son i don't think i seems right to pull a prank.
Micheal:Dad he made me eat kitty litter!
Dad:I'll give you each $50 if you don't pull a prank on him.
Katie and Micheal:Deal!
(Dad gives the kids $50 each)
Katie:Dude,what should we do with this.
Micheal:I'm gonna go and buy 5 video games.
Katie:While your at that i'm going to pull that prank.
Micheal:Dude,you know dad said not to.
Katie:We signed,put finger prints and some sort of D.N.A on a peace treaty.No!
Micheal:Does this mean i can have your $50?
Katie:Who do you think i am?
Katie:He He He.
Mom:Katlyn Tayler Johnson what are you doing?!
Mom:That's it your grouded again!
(Katie gets mad and runs off
Cookie:Mommy more cookies please?